In case any of you were wondering what was inside the wrapped presents my mother-in-law left behind for Christmas, well, I’m just going to leave this here:
Yes, it seems to be some kind of purse creature.
No, it is no longer breathing.
Yes, it has both black and brown carpeting.
No, I will not be wearing it.
Yes, I did throw it directly in the trash immediately after taking this picture.
No, I did not think it was an appropriate item to inflict upon the Good Will or the Salvation Army.
Maybe she knew I would die of laughter when I opened it? Maybe the laughter was the gift? Because the laughter was amazing. I almost needed a cigarette after.
Until next time,